{"id":2045,"date":"2011-08-26T12:50:22","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/upstater.com\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2011-08-26T12:50:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:50:22","slug":"friday-real-estate-porn-newburgh-river-views-799000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/upstater.com\/friday-real-estate-porn-newburgh-river-views-799000\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Real Estate Porn: Newburgh River Views, $799,000"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/efa1b960382545b1b75d53c7d857fec0_330035_10_1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2052 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/efa1b960382545b1b75d53c7d857fec0_330035_10_1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/efa1b960382545b1b75d53c7d857fec0_330035_10_1.jpeg 639w, https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/efa1b960382545b1b75d53c7d857fec0_330035_10_1-200x133.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/efa1b960382545b1b75d53c7d857fec0_330035_10_1-520x347.jpeg 520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a>\n\n\n<div id=\"gslideshow\" class=\"gss-container no-captions\">\n\t<div class=\"cycle-slideshow\" \n\t\tdata-cycle-slides=\"> a\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-paused=\"true\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-prev=\"#gslideshow_prev\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-next=\"#gslideshow_next\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-pager=\"#gslideshow_pager\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-pager-template=\"<a href=#>&nbsp;<\/a>\"\n\t\tdata-cycle-speed=\"750\"\n\t\t>\n\t\t\t<a class=\"no-link\" data-cycle-caption=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" title=\"Friday Real Estate Porn: Newburgh River Views, $799,000\" alt=\"Friday Real Estate Porn: Newburgh River Views, $799,000\" \/><\/a>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<div class=\"gss-info\">\n\t\t<div class=\"gss-nav\"><div id=\"gslideshow_prev\" class=\"gss-prev\">&lt;<\/div><div id=\"gslideshow_play\" class=\"gss-play\">&#9658;<\/div><div id=\"gslideshow_next\" class=\"gss-next\">&gt;<\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t<div id=\"gslideshow_pager\" class=\"gss-pager\"><\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Technically, this<a href=\"http:\/\/www.houlihanlawrence.com\/real-estate\/propertydetail\/293055\/Newburgh\/Unavailable.aspx\"> updated 1860 Colonial<\/a> is in the hamlet of Balmville, just north of Newburgh city. It&#8217;s such a fetching piece of upstate New York real estate on the outside, and the views are spectacular, but the inside feels a lot like a three-star hotel, lots of patterned wallpaper in inoffensive mauve shades. Still, the views are spectacular, it&#8217;s got five acres and feels oh so country, but it&#8217;s right close to city life. In fact, listed under amenities are &#8220;Golf Course, Health Club, Medical Facility, Public Transportation, Shopping\/Mall.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As far as Newburgh real estate goes, this is pretty much the best thing I saw in the luxury category. It has a detached two-bed caretaker cottage (more my speed) that rents for $1,200\/month. Taxes are\u00a0$20,290 a year, but if you&#8217;re spending eight hundred grand on a country house, that probably won&#8217;t deter you. And it&#8217;s been on the market for a spell, recently undergoing a $76,000 price cut. Stats on the jump.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.houlihanlawrence.com\/real-estate\/propertydetail\/293055\/Newburgh\/Unavailable.aspx\">78 Balmville Road, Newburgh<\/a> (Houlihan Lawrence) <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?q=78+balmville+road+newburgh+ny&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=0x89dd31c6bd127f57:0x6636b0a1e43f6529,78+Balmville+Rd,+Newburgh,+NY+12550&amp;gl=us&amp;ei=8qZWTsenKsnTgAeItJ2fDA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=geocode_result&amp;ct=title&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CBYQ8gEwAA\" target=\"_blank\">GMAP<br \/>\n<\/a><span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Asking Price<\/span>: $799,000<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Beds<\/span>: 4<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Baths<\/span>: 3 1\/2<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Taxes<\/span>: $20,290<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Land<\/span>: 5 acres<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Features<\/span>: views, guest house, seven fireplaces, guest cottage<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff9900\">Transportation<\/span>: Accessible by Newburgh-Beacon ferry, plus car<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Technically, this updated 1860 Colonial is in the hamlet of Balmville, just north of Newburgh city. 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