{"id":47678,"date":"2015-09-15T00:11:16","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T04:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/upstater.com\/?p=47678"},"modified":"2016-06-01T09:11:03","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T13:11:03","slug":"objectified-in-praise-of-the-mason-jar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/upstater.com\/objectified-in-praise-of-the-mason-jar\/","title":{"rendered":"Objectified: In Praise of the Mason Jar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Here\u2019s to you, mason jar<\/strong>: vessel of verity, purveyor of potables, container of comestibles, collector of collectibles, pickler of garden vegetables. Our demands on you grow daily. Always acquiescent, you adapt unbegrudgingly to our every inclination. Iced coffee? Definitely. Flowerpot? Sure thing. How about wine? Whatever, fine. Into the oven for a little loaf of bread, a solitary cupcake, even an individual pizza? Yes, indeed. We\u2019ve seen you inverted, posterior perforated, ensconcing strings of Edison light bulbs. We\u2019ve seen you chilled, filled with sapid spirits, and slid down the bar, teeming with captivating cocktails. Your arrival portends that all will be artisanal. So, sweet symbol of hand-craftedness, majestic monument to the memorable, here\u2019s to you.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-48718\" src=\"http:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/masonjarinfographic.png\" alt=\"masonjarinfographic\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/masonjarinfographic.png 1000w, https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/masonjarinfographic-200x239.png 200w, https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/masonjarinfographic-520x622.png 520w, https:\/\/upstater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/masonjarinfographic-600x718.png 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s to you, mason jar: vessel of verity, purveyor of potables, container of comestibles, collector of collectibles, pickler of garden vegetables. Our demands on you grow daily. Always acquiescent, you adapt unbegrudgingly to our every inclination. Iced coffee? Definitely. Flowerpot? Sure thing. How about wine? Whatever, fine. Into the oven for a little loaf of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":47971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1333,1540,102],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Objectified: In Praise of the Mason Jar - Upstater<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/upstater.com\/objectified-in-praise-of-the-mason-jar\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Objectified: In Praise of the Mason Jar - Upstater\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Here\u2019s to you, mason jar: vessel of verity, purveyor of potables, container of comestibles, collector of collectibles, pickler of garden vegetables. 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